hurrah ! the snowy wall posted.
meantime ive been sorting out flights to brum for this fire course & swotting up insane & scary fire facts;
1) pregnant female firefighters should be aware of bio-hazard threat around sheep.
2)in the event of a military plane crash where we suspect a nuclear warhead on board, we should stay up-wind & 600m away.
3) we should carry a fire extinguisher in the cab if theres a danger of getting petrol bombs thrown at us.
hmmm.
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Bio-hazards around sheep? Has anyone told Mark?
And you have to go to Birmingham? What have you done to deserve such a heinous punishment?
bio-hazard indeed, its just the image of pregnant fire-ladies chasing burning sheep gets me.
birmingham ? why thats where i'm getting flown to moreton-on-marsh fire college, swimming pool, gym, handsome firemen....ahhh, its a hard life.
If there are any handsome men (or women) in Birmingham, they're obviously importing them...
You talking about Dave, Ed..?
You've never been to Brum, have you Rich...?
Once, but in my defence, I was drunk at the time.
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